Might it be the savage beast in her lashing out against the holy teachings you're carefully crafting in her tiny noggin?
Could it be... <gasp> ...the Devil Himself scrambling her half-formed memories? (I've always liked it that Christians capitalize not only God but the Devil also. Very balanced.)
How embarrassing. Now the neighbors will know your child is not an instantly proper Christian, from birth.
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